A graceless oik with no technical or social skills who somehow weaselled his way into the webwright’s seat. All mistakes of content, spelling and design sit briefly on his Teflon covered shoulders. As he spends most of his time driving vehicles with automatic gearboxes his nickname derives from the noises his suffering leisure transports make.
Secretive progenitor of the “Project X” vehicle powered by the legendary RR B20 engine and responsible for the hideous marriage of a teenager’s Chinese motorcycle with an unsuspecting Heinkel
Proprietor of Honest Merv’s Military Emporium – “Everything’s a Steal”. A club resource that turns unwanted items into cash for military charities